NEET How to NEET

#1
Disclaimer: May not work for all cels.

----

I committed suicide

I was in a coma for a month and almost died

Because of that, I also almost ended up with one of those breathing machines

But luckily I didn't end up with a mechanical lung

I told everyone that I would never work again

I refused to speak to the psychiatrists and all the doctors

I refused to speak to my family and friends

They have to let you out of the psych ward mental hospital eventually

Even if you don't talk

Ever

Never say one single solitary word

Cover your ears and shut your eyes

Tell your family that if they don't support you, you'll end up on the street and will just kill yourself again

It's risky, but it might work

Don't talk to your extended family after attempting this
 

Impure fancies

angry shitskin turbomanlet
#2
Disclaimer: May not work for all cels.

----

I committed suicide

I was in a coma for a month and almost died

Because of that, I also almost ended up with one of those breathing machines

But luckily I didn't end up with a mechanical lung

I told everyone that I would never work again

I refused to speak to the psychiatrists and all the doctors

I refused to speak to my family and friends

They have to let you out of the psych ward mental hospital eventually

Even if you don't talk

Ever

Never say one single solitary word

Cover your ears and shut your eyes

Tell your family that if they don't support you, you'll end up on the street and will just kill yourself again

It's risky, but it might work

Don't talk to your extended family after attempting this
what if your parents are apathetic assholes
 
Top